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MORE HOLY GOALIE SPECULATION SHOCKER

By Trialist

With monotonous regularity have the Laptop Loyal speculated on the future of Artur Boruc, particularly since the Holy Goalie signed a Celtic contract extension until the summer of 2011.

We suspect a number of Laptop Loyalists are anxious for the Holy Goalie to exit Paradise. We wonder why?

Today's speculation comes from Rangers' in-house tabloid, the Daily Rectum, the surprise being that Traynor and the rest of his manky crew of Hun Hacks did not delay their Artur Boruc tale until Thursday morning, the day the League Championship will be decided.

The Rectum's speculation is based on quotes from AC Milan's general manager Ariedo Braida, who says the Rossoneri might, could, maybees aye, maybees naw bid for Artur Boruc, who reportedly carries a minimum £10million price tag.

With the Rectum claiming that 28-year old Artur Boruc is also interesting Bayern Munich and Spurs, AC Milan general manager Ariedo Braida said: “Boruc is an excellent goalkeeper. He has been outstanding for the past few years for Celtic in the Champions League.”

Ariedo Braida continued: “We are going to lose Dida and maybe our No.2 keeper Zeljko Kalac too, so we need someone new. Boruc's valuation is high - £10million is a lot to pay - but I cannot exclude anything and it might still be possible to sign him.”

Ariedo Braida added: “Soon the transfer window will be open and then we will see how the market is.”

Artur Boruc - he hates the Huns.

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